This is my desperate attempt to bring new viewers for Pushing Daisies. Let’s see how it goes:
9:01 PM: That was fun. Ok, go back to whatever you’re watching, but I’m not going to blog about Private Practice.
9:00 PM: Next week: Pre-debate with Pushing Daisies and guys acts as priests and nuns. Add a rabbi and let’s start this party.
8:59 PM: Not the best of endings, but aren’t they a cute couple?!
8:56 PM: How can Ned throw a fastball that accurate? Wilbon wants a hug-out. Sweet! Good ol’ Mayor McCheese.
8:54 PM: The acrobat did it. Guy can’t get a job at Cirque Du Soleil or he wasn’t talented enough?
8:51 PM: When you are worried about what you did. Go to a prize storage. Genius.
8:47 PM: A trailer is cutting very close for Ned and Chuck to touch. Does the director know about positioning?
8:45 PM: Chuck wearing plaid pants and this is the emotional scene. I’m gonna cry.
8:43 PM: I hope that was Vanilla Vodka Lily poured in her oatmeal. The lighting on Olive is very creepy.
8:40 PM: I wonder there’s a LeapFrog book about Pardon the Interruption?
8:38 PM: I’m worried about Ned; still thinking about Chuck and can’t stand it. No wonder studies say parents need to develop vocabulary in the first few years for the kid to succeed.
8:35 PM: If you get an envelope of 12 free pies, it’s definitely a fake, unless you’re Dorothy Letterman.
8:34 PM: Ok Lily is Chuck’s mother, Charles Charles is not Chuck’s father. Thank goodness it didn’t go to creeptown.
8:29 PM: No wonder clowns are scary for kids; they become worse and worse with their make-up. I blame KISS.
8:28 PM: Of course you need a waitress to cover the Pie Hole. So many references for Saturday Night Live.
8:26 PM: I just realize, this show is similar to my other favorite show, Psych. Gifted white guy, straight-up black guy. I want 80s references. Oh well, Wonderfalls references will do.
8:24 PM: Triple Berry pie…Yum in the tum. I love variety in my food. Minced pie is my favorite pie, you get the whole kitchen sink of fruits.
8:22 PM: It’s a crime to miss Samantha Who? Don’t tell that to Helio Castroneves.
8:19 PM: Chuck really needs to have glasses. If you see side to side of Tina Fey, she looks solid without glasses, but without it, she defies the laws of gravity. There’s a hug difference. Trust me.
8:17 PM: No popcorn or carnival rides? It this Carnivale all over again?
8:15 PM: Great church films: Keeping the Faith, The Apostle. That’s the only one I can think of.
8:13 PM: We’re going to the circus to find the clown. It’s Sideshow Bob, Damnit!!!
8:11 PM: Kelly Ripa doing an appliance commercial. She use to be the hottest daytime talk show, but Bonnie Hunt is coming close.
8:09 PM: Mime mystery. Gee someone must of really been jealous someone took that area. It’s The Wire all over again.
8:06 PM: Nice poetry and the Michael Wilbon quote, “Who wants to make some money?” Sadly, everyone wants it. Here’s the easy way; get crack and convert it to government paper.
8:04 PM: Michael Wilbon knits and tries to do his job. Looks like the real Wilbon while watching 7 shows at once and typing.
8:02 PM: Anna Friel in vibrant orange. Nice.
8:01 PM: The Piemaker kept Tweety and killed Woody Woodpecker.
8:00 PM: Good, no “previously on…” Seems pretentious.