Anyone want this:
It’s free and it’s first come, first serve. I’m really serious.
The reason I’m giving it away because 1) my mother prefer diamonds and 2) I’m single and at this rate, my girlfriend out there would be under age and I have to wait 3-4 years to be “affectionate” (inside family joke). Either man or woman can ask for this, but it doesn’t mean I love you (although $50K would be nice). You have to wait when my brothers get married first, then we’ll talk. Besides, if I had a girlfriend, I would get something from the alternative gift store (or a marshmallow shooter if by any chance she’s upset and needs to pull the trigger on me).