The Dr. Tran Holiday Story

HE NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION

Who Are You?

HE IS A DOCTOR…OF KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES!

I AM NOT A DOCTOR!

HE’S DOCTOR TRAN!

HE HAS A PHD OF KICKING YOUR ASS!

AND HAVING DICKINGS WITH YOUR MOTHER!

HE WAS THE ORIGINAL TIME LORD

What is Time Lord?

ALL 12 DOCTORS BOW ON HIS PRESENCE

WILT CHAMBERLAIN SCORED WITH 30,000 WOMEN…

HUH?!

DR. TRAN SCORED WITH 30,001!

I NEVER SAID THAT!

DR. TRAN REALLY CARES ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS…

TO GIVE A S***!

Ah…You Said A Bad Word!

DR. TRAN ALSO FOUND EDWARD SNOWDEN…

WHO’S EDWARD SNOWDEN?!

AND HE F***ED HIM UP!

STOP IT! MOMMY!

HE FORCED EDDIE TO CALL HIS MOMMY!

YOU KNOW WHAT DR. TRAN EATS FOR BREAKFAST?

SAUSAGE, STRUDEL, PIE, AND S***!

YOU KNOW WHAT’S DR. TRAN’S FAVORITE MOVIE IS?

ALL OF HIS MOVIES!

YOU KNOW WHAT PETER O’TOOLE SAID WHO INFLUENCE HIM TO BE AN ACTOR?

O’TOOLE?!

DR. TRAN, BECAUSE HE’S A BADASS!

SO, DON’T F*** WITH DR. TRAN OR HE WILL F*** YOU UP!!!

GO AWAY!

Have a Happy Dr. Tran Holidays!

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